Dans!

Hei igjen kjære hvem dere nå enn er!

Ettersom Filip for ikke så lenge siden har forsvunnet ut i havet av de med sivil status: singel (eller ikke, hvem vet, Filip vet ikke, skjera Sini?), kommer her 15 grunner, til hvorfor du bør date han!

... selvfølgelig, utover de innlysende grunner ;)


The Top 15 Reasons to Date a Dancer:
15. We've mastered the five positions perfectly.
14. We have perfect hip rotation.
13. We're used to getting on our knees and rolling around on the ground.
12. We have excellent stamina - we can go for hours, even when it hurts.
11. We have really good rhythm.
10. We are used to perfoming in minimal amounts of clothing.
9. Can you say nice legs?
8. Our moves are always perfectly choreographed.
7. We do it in front of mirrors.
6. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look.
5. We're perfectionists: we'll keep going until we hit it.
4. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again.
3. Sometimes, we perform multiple times a day.
2. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty.
1. One word: flexibility.

You know.